Group of swimming tadpoles
So epic. Looks like the No Man’s Sky trailer.
i looked at this and saw laser dogfights and spaceships and romance
steve would legit be the one on the team who would constantly have to be pulled out of bar fights like
"so i told her that… steve where are you going?… steve gdi COME BACK HERE not again!"
"THE LADY SAID SHE DIDN’T WANT A DRINK!"
#STEVE SAVING LADIES FROM CREEPS IN BARS #STEVE TELLING OFF GUYS CATCALLING IN THE STREET #STEVE MAKING SURE THE TOO-DRUNK GIRL GETS IN A CAB HEADED HOME ALRIGHT AND PREPAYS #NO ONE BELIEVES THE GIRL WHEN SHE SAYS IT THE NEXT DAY #”CAPTAIN AMERICA MADE ME DRINK TWO GLASSES OF WATER AND PAID FOR MY CAB RIDE HOME” SHE SAYS #HOW DRUNK WERE YOU HER FRIENDS SAY #STEVE BEING AN ALLY #STEVE STOPPING HARASSMENT OF A TRANS LADY ON THE STREET AND MAKING SURE SHE GETS HOME WITHOUT ANYONE ELSE BOTHERING HER #/STEVE ROGERS/ #THE KIND OF NICE GUY GUYS SHOULD ACTUALLY WANT TO BE (via vonne-gutted)
#for real though i think a lot of people forget that steve was the punk who picked fights with bullies #that he isnt an old timey gentleman who never swears and is always proper #like nah son u can bet that if he tried to take on a mountain of a man with 90 pounds of him ft. a trashcan lid #u can bet that he will use his new body to beat up all the new bullies whilst handing the victim a handkerchief to boot ok (via savingsergeantbarnes)
I’m sure we’ve covered this already - Shirts from the Men’s section are generally superior in terms of opacity, durability and warmth. For some reason, designers like to make shirts in the women’s section see-through and flimsy.
But! I’m not here to discuss their secret plot to make people buy extra shirts.
I’m here to solve the damn problem.
So! Lets say you were walking down the local department store, and saw this really awesome t-shirt. Hell yeah! SHIELD! In a fit of excitement, you got it for your sibling.
Unfortunately, they only had the XL size, and it looks like a potato sack on her.
It’s okay, we can fix this.
First, pin it to fit her. Not super tight! You don’t want any part of the shirt stretching.
We did NOT turn the shirt inside-out for that step.
After carefully taking off the shirt (neeeedles), we flattened it, keeping the pins close to the same location.
We did migrate the pins about a half-inch TOWARD the existing hemline. This is because when pinning it on a body, some cloth will be pulled more from the back, and some from the front of the shirt. If you don’t flatten it out, you’ll get weird twisted chunks later.
Then, we sewed along the curves that the pins outlined, using a super-basic straight stitch.
(At this point I had leave the house, so she just continued on her own. *shrug* Hooray for selfies and experience)
She tried on the sewed version, to make sure it was still loosely fitted. It shouldn’t be tight at all at this point.
After making sure it still fit properly (If it didn’t then you’d have to pick the stitches in problem areas and re-sew) she cut off the fabric flaps, leaving about a half-inch of of room for the stitches.
Apparently she also brought in the sleeves by about an inch. Just follow the existing bottom hemline for that part.
After that, turn your shirt inside-out.
And along the edges, where we sewed before, she used an overlock stitch.
Do that along both sides, flip your shirt inside-out, and BAM
Super awesome fitted shirt, nice seams, 100% opacity, higher durability, and some goddamn sleeves.
This shit works to shrink massive tshirts down to any body size or shape.
If you’re normally a ‘large’ and you want a fitted shirt? Just buy an XL or XXL and slim that shit down to fit your beautiful body.
This ain’t just for people with boobs, either. If you’ve got a flat chest and want your shirt to hug that killer abdomen of yours, this technique works for that too.
Can I get a ‘Hell Yeah’?
HAVE YOU EATEN RECENTLY?
ARE YOU HYDRATED?
IS THERE MEDICATION YOU NEED TO TAKE?
HAVE YOU LAUGHED TODAY?
FRIENDLY REMINDER BECAUSE I KNOW I NEED THEM EVERY SO OFTEN.
ALSO HERE HAVE A KITTEN:
YOU I ACTUALLY FORGOT TO TAKE MY MEDS TODAY
this is the third time this post has reminded me to take my meds
we’re all gonna die
dude i haven’t had any water today or taken my meds thank you for this post
” Sophie , you’re beautiful! “
#no but like #you don’t understand how important and meaningful sophie’s arc in this movie is #she starts out hating herself because she believes herself to be ugly and dumb#then she’s turned into an old hag and promptly loses most of her insecurities because she no longer has to care about being beautiful #then we find out the curse weakens whenever she is being strong and it shows her real self underneath #which means the curse is mostly self-inflicted and not done by the witch of the waste #sophie curses herself because it is easier for her #but because she starts to see that she is important to people and others love her #she grows out of it and finally is able to stand up for others #and break her own curse #and get some fucking shit done #sophie is my hero and my gpoy always
In the book, Sophie possess a certain kind of magical power - she makes things real by saying them. She can lay spells just by saying them. When she made hats, and she told a hat that it would make a rich young man fall in love with it, a rich young man fell in love with the woman who bought it. When she told a hat it would make some woman look beautiful, everyone knew the mayor’s wife looked positively radiant in it. It’s what drew the Witch to her hat shop in the first place. When she cursed out a bucket of plant food, it turned to potent weed killer. When she told herself she might as well be an old woman, when she told herself she was doomed to fail, when she told herself she was plain and boring and no one would ever notice her, no one did.
When Howl tried to break the spell on Sophie, and he tried many times, he always failed. Not because his magic was less powerful than the Witch’s, but because it was less powerful than Sophie’s.